*goes to grand canyon*
tour guide: only Garcia Lopez de Cardenas can see the grand canyon
tour guide: Go back to boston
- Critical Reading: ok chill
- Writing: ok chill
- Math: what the fuck. what the literal fucking fuck is this shit jesus christ i can feel myself failing
"The Grand Canyon is not so grand…"
This year’s PSAT ended with a harsh blow to the Harry Potter fandom
- baby: d-d-d-d
- father: say dada! say dada!
- baby: dada!
- father: i will not praise you because that is behavioral conditioning and undermines your free will
what I learned from PSAT:
- bedazzle your opponent
- student: i don't feel well
- student: im going to pu-
- student: *runs out of the classroom*
- teacher: *pulls out flamethrower*
- teacher: I must DESTROY the answer sheet
One time in first grade I asked my teacher if I could drink water and she said to swallow my spit
friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?
me: i don’t have money
friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay
doctor, I can’t stop singing what’s new pussycat
sounds like you have tom jones disease
is it rare?
it’s not unusual