toopaletofunction:

staythatswhatimeanttosay:

One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.

with liberty and justice for some 

(via itsmyfoxhat)

this is the forth fucking time that tumblr has recommended a porn blog to me 

  • Me: If I ever get published, I'm going to write fanfiction for my own books
  • Me: And then reviewers will be like, "Omg that's totally out of canon."
  • Me: And I'll be like, "Bitch, I am the canon."

fiyhi:

patron-de-los-santos:

mcdamnright:

So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.

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I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.

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Then I was like “No.”

well no wonder why it was in the thrift store

but shit it was 99 cents

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