*goes to grand canyon*
tour guide: only Garcia Lopez de Cardenas can see the grand canyon
me: what
tour guide: Go back to boston


  • Critical Reading: ok chill
  • Writing: ok chill
  • Math: what the fuck. what the literal fucking fuck is this shit jesus christ i can feel myself failing

"The Grand Canyon is not so grand…"

The vacationing man from Boston (via tinabobeanah)


This year’s PSAT ended with a harsh blow to the Harry Potter fandom

(Source: americasspookysweetheart)

  • baby: d-d-d-d
  • father: say dada! say dada!
  • baby: dada!
  • father: i will not praise you because that is behavioral conditioning and undermines your free will


what I learned from PSAT:

  • bedazzle your opponent

taking the PSAT

  • student: i don't feel well
  • student: im going to pu-
  • student: *runs out of the classroom*
  • teacher:
  • teacher:
  • teacher: *pulls out flamethrower*
  • teacher: I must DESTROY the answer sheet


One time in first grade I asked my teacher if I could drink water and she said to swallow my spit

(Source: settles, via pumpkinsey)


friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay




(via doodlelin)


doctor, I can’t stop singing what’s new pussycat

sounds like you have tom jones disease

is it rare?

it’s not unusual

(via itsmyspoopyhat)


just changed to a SUPER scary url for October!!

(via itsmyspoopyhat)