rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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Anonymous: You are now officially denied access to the Superwholock fandom. Have a nice life.

the-pietriarchy:

this is the best news I’ve heard this year

"Is your older brother hot"

Ancient proverb (via jandjob)

(Source: emerant, via ryan-ross-found-your-blog-and)

jackingtonoff:

im not excited

but should i be????

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